Logan and I just got back home from a trip to the dog groomers. It is one of our favorite things. Not only do we look and feel great...

Beelzebub (a/k/a “the Devil”) and his executive assistant were having cocktails on the terrace overlooking the Lake of Eternal Fire one...

With the weather improving and all the humans seeming to be much happier now that many no longer wear those pieces of cloth on their...

Logan and I have a new friend. His name is Kilian, and he is a year-old Yellow Labrador. Kilian lives nearby with his male human in a...

It has been a very strange year (that’s what my uncle Logan tells me is the human word for a period of four consecutive seasons). It...

A brief reflection on the morality of wealth. Our nation is beset with discord and unrest, elements of which in the minds of some are...

I have a tail. Now, that may not seem particularly newsworthy given that I am a dog, but in this instance, it actually is quite unusual....

Today (Tuesday, March 2, 2021) is the 117th birthday of Theodore Seuss Geisel, known throughout the world as "Doctor Seuss." It is also...

By Cadbury FitzPatrick I have a bone to pick with some of my human friends. While I am not formally educated, my breed (Australian...

February 15, 2021 (President's Day) Today is Presidents’ Day. As I sit at my desk (actually at my computer) and ponder the events of the...

Published February 12, 2021 I have the writing bug. Don’t worry, it’s not communicable (pun intended), at least I don’t think it is. But...

By Cadbury FitzPatrick I have two new pen pals. Clementine (I call her Clemmie) lives in a very large place called California, which as...

By Cadbury FitzPatrick I was surprised, pleased and impressed at the positive reaction to my first article. One commentator even...

I am a dog. A real one, canus lupus familiaris, four paws, tail, the whole package. I’ve been part of my human family for about four of...

Audio: https://soundcloud.com/daniel-fitzpatrick-817205870/anno-insanium Well, 2020, you have been quite a crazy year. And you are not...

OK, everyone. Take a deep breath. Exhale slowly. Repeat as necessary. You likely have heard the phrase “May you live in interesting...

For a long time now, I have watched with consternation and confusion as just about every pillar of the foundation of my belief in the...

So far, 2020 has been very difficult. I know that that statement is a real BSO (blinding statement of the obvious), but I thought, given...

I am about to be very non-PC (politically correct) in terms of highlighting a difference between men and women, and I am going to rely on...

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s not kid ourselves: the November 3rd election will be the most consequential election in the history of our...